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Tell Us Your BEST Dad Joke

Dads are famous for their jokes. Even if they're the only ones laughing and the rest of us are rolling our eyes (for Dads out there—that means it was a hit, so good job). 

So when does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. See what I did there? ;) I'm sure you have better, so we asked for some this Father's Day because Dad Jokes are a part of life and need to be heard.

 

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

- Christopher Nugent, Avon

 

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino? Elephino.

- Ken Earl, Hamilton County

 

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out-standing in his field!

- Robbie Madsen, Mooresville

 

Earlier this week when my I was getting ready for work I heard my oldest (4) tells my wife that he was a clock. She thought he told her he was a cuckoo clock. He told her, "No, mommy. I'm a choo-choo clock!" Without missing a beat I walk in to the room and go, "A choo-choo clock? Did you have to train for that?"

- Jeremy

*submitted to our sister station WIBC

 

Jumper cables walk into a bar. Bartender says you can stay but don't start anything!
- MJ, Broad Ripple, "Dedicated to my daughter Jessica."

*submitted to our sister station WIBC

 

Do you/does your dad have a go-to for every family gathering? Every holiday? Every day? Submit it below!

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